Ballard Pugs
Friday, August 31, 2007
Wigs for Dogs
from Ask Chewie: The Pug LifeWigs for dogs premiere at pet the New York Gift Fair
Are you kiddin’ me. Mah MaMa better not think she’s puttin me in any wig!!!! This whole thing is so troublin’ I think we pugs need ta get together and tell this Ruth Regina dat we dont wanna wear no wigs!!!! *snort* maybe we should keep this from our mommies too!
Thursday, August 30, 2007
Look at Me I’m so Cute
from Le Mops Am Bellenphotos of Le Mops
Dis is da hoove. Chewie took it from me. MaMa tries ta give me otter hoove but dis is DA HOOVE. We fites over it win MaMa and The Ricky ain’t lookin.
Win MaMa don wanna me botter her. she put up da jail. I look in ana watchh her werk.
WIn she come out. i look cute. Or I go wee in mah chips outside. Den she put me on da couch or let me go in ta werk.
I likes ta werk wit mahh MaMa. She sez Ima gittin tooo big, but i tink shhe Cra-Z. I can sit on da pillo 4-ever, i tink. I’m 3 months old now! 14 weeks on Sundae. We are celebbratin, i jus gotta tell the Ricky.
Hero Pug in Mah Hood
from Ask Chewie: The Pug LifeLos Angeles Pug Rescues Owner
There is a short commercial before the news story (sorry!), but this is a great lil story about Oscar the Pug. *snort*
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Lemon Helsmley Makes One Dog RICH!
from Ask Chewie: The Pug LifeShe left 12 million to her dog. Whats’ my MaMa gonna leave me?
$12 million to her dog!!!!
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Do I look Fat to You?
from Le Mops Am BellenMaMa and the Ricky sez dat Ima lil fatty now. I gots da bsghetti Pasta and cheeze, plus I discurved a bowl in da kitchen wit food. It smells like chewie, but today I put mah head all de way in and dere was food!!!! Now MaMa sez I git less of mah food, but wat do I wan dat borin ol stuff for??? See how good I am win I eat, not like cra-Z Chewie.
Monday, August 27, 2007
Mah Computer
from Ask Chewie: The Pug LifeChewie photo
What’s better? An apple or a a big beefstick rawhide?
Da Weekend
from Le Mops Am BellenCense MaMa gots da couf couf, we had ta wait ta blog. On Fry-Day, we wints fer a car ride at nite. I sat on MaMa’s lap and Chewie sat in da back on a big pillow. We went sumwhere you can talk to god (Dat’s wat chewie called it) and she gave us dese things called Frys. I didn’t rilly eat dem cuz dey were fer Chewie, but he sez I can have sum win I git big. I, of curse, sez dat I am big…I min, jus look at mah pichures.
De next day, MaMa woke up rilly mad. I was kinda scured and stayed real quite. She was going couf couf and cryin ta the Ricky. He gots her some red stuff ta spray in her mouth and den she win back ta sleep goin couf couf. The Ricky and I went and played werk. I like win the Ricky plays wer cuz dere are purrty dings to look at. Lata, I win in mah apartment wile MaMa and the Ricky win sumwhere called Cirk…Chewie didn go in da apartment doe. Win MaMa come home she go couf couf and sleep on couch fer like a million days. I tried ta play wit Chewie but he only wan ta be wit MaMa. I gots him ta play on MaMa a couple time tho.
Chewie sez I gotta take care of MaMa more, so I did. We red sum books together, but she read faster den me.
Mosly I just play wit mah toys. I gots lots of toys. And I win wee outside a lot so I could git treats. The Ricky fergets ta give me treats sumtimes, so I had ta go lots. Today I did da same, sum playin wit da toys and sum wee wile MaMa goes the couf couf. I did a poopie on chewie’s blanket, but he got mad an tol MaMa on me. I thout he’d like it. I’m lirnin!
Mah Brudder
from Le Mops Am BellenChewie isa cra-Z….MaMa gots da couf couf so we be restin, but dis is mah brudder eatin the Pasta.
Friday, August 24, 2007
Mah Car Ride
from Le Mops Am BellenYesserday I gots a shower ta prepare fer mah car ride. Chewie sez if I didn role aroun in mah poopie, I woudn’t git so many baths. Chewie gits ta take showers wit MaMa, but the Ricky cleens me like a dirty dog bowl in da sink. It’s not soooo bad. I feeel reel soft afterwards, but I role aroun in mah chips so I dun smell like a gurl.
Dis mornin, I gots shuved in mah carriar again ta go to git a shot, so I didn evin git to ride in da car like Chewie. Ima almost too big fer da carriar, buts MaMa sez I needed ta be init cuz dere wuld be lotsa dogs at the vet and itsa small waitin room. Thru da pouch, I saw a big ol german dog and a giant rottie. Chewie came tooo but he didn git no shots. He wuz prolly scured. MaMa wuldn’t let me out ta play wit nyone doe. Den I gots stuck wit a needle. Pluto and Peony gots stuck yesserday, so I had ta be strong fer dem. Win I gots home, I wuz a lil tired so I wint potty in mah chips and fell asleep. Chewie came ta lay wit me so I wuldnt feel sore from mah shots.
Thursday, August 23, 2007
Doin Nuttin All Da Time
from Le Mops Am BellenMama n the Ricky tinks its funnee ta take pichures of me doin nuttin and sleepin. I tink dey need ta put da camera away! But den when i gots ta go to Three Dog Bakery in mah carrier, no one took ny photos. Everyone loves me dere. I even gots sum cake, wich MaMa took pictures of me eatin at home….but Ima gonna pos dese nuttin photos insted cuz I wan you ta see how cra-Z dey are! I rilly wan ta go on a walk wit Chewie, but MaMa sez dere are tooo much dog feeties in da grass n on da sidewalk. I dunno wat she meens, i jus tink itsa unfair dat Chewie walks n I git carried. Dun you dink i shuld go fer a walk??? Tomorrow i gits ta go fer a car ride! Yay! *schnurfle*
Missing Pug Returns Home
from Ask Chewie: The Pug LifeBaltimore pug returned to owner (finally!!)
Thomas the pug was returned home after missing more than a month. Read the story of how police refused to help the owner. It is believed the dogs were stolen as part of a dogfighting ring.
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
Mama werks
from Le Mops Am Bellen
Yeserday, Mama wint ta werk. I dunno wat dat meens but she wint ina da other room witout Chewie n me. Den Mama came back and den she took us in da room. She put me on da pillow so I can see wat she do, but i dunno wat it wuz. All I no is i herd MaMa tell the Ricky dat I mite need ta go in mah apartment if I dun behave. So I wuz real good. At least I dink I wuz…
Mos of da time, I had ta sit outside da gate. Chewie sez dat is win he gits his sleep and tol me ta sleep tooo. The Ricky still came home ta eat peeple food. I didin git none. Den MaMa wint back ta werk. Sumtime she come out and bother me wile I sleeep. I tell her I dun wanna wee but she go outside and sey potty a bunch anyway. I herd MaMa git happy cuz I no wat Lay Down meen. I jus sed DUH!! Why wuldnt I no wat Lay Down meen *schurf* Win MaMa stop werkin, she come out n play wit me. I gots lotsa sleeep so I was reel cra-Z.
My ant Maggie May tinks dat I stole her toy, but I dunno wat stole meens. MaMa jus give me tings. Sumtimes, she sez I canna play wit Chewie’s toys cuz he gits tooo sad, but I still do wit sum of dem. Chewie sez I have ta practice mah spelling; he’s toooo busy ta help me now dat MaMa’s at werk. He has to keeep da chair warm and watch da door and protect da house. So I’ll try too git bette r fer him. Maybee watchin MaMa werk will make me better toooo. He sez he’ll help me find out wat’s in da white bowl in da forbidden room. He sez, its water like JB sez, but he’ll figggure out how toooo let me see, cuz i’m tooo small. He sez I’m da only one who goes in chips aroun hhere, no wood fer him. I wanna sey dat i miss mah brudders and sistas, but chewie is a good brudder tooo!
Sunday, August 19, 2007
new toys and sleepy times
from Le Mops Am Bellen
Mah weekend haas been berry layd bak. i did a hole lotsa nuthin. and mama and the ricky left me in my apartment four a little while and came bak wiht a bunch of cool new things for me to play wit. i gots an even bigger squirrl than the one i hasd before. also i gots this cool new purple doggienew just like my brudder Chewie….but i can actually carry mines around. mama tooks thhis good piccture of me so u can see. my favurite thingy that i got doh is a big rope. i plays tug a war wit everyone now. dats been my weekend. new toys and sleepy times.
Friday, August 17, 2007
In Da Bathroom
from Le Mops Am Bellen
De only time I eva get any privacee is win mah MaMa goes in da forbidden room. Unless Ima in mah apartment, wichh is diffrent. Well today win MaMa wint ina forbidden room, I wint toooo. I bin scared of da room, but I don’t no why. It was mostly emty. In da room, MaMa stuck a blue stick in her mouth n gnawed on it. *schnurf* I dunno wat she was doin, but its look fun si i bit her knee ta let me play. Shhe didin. I went in da forbidden room lata wit the Ricky n saw him use da chips. His chips are ina wite bowl. I might wanna use dose lata. Maybe now dat I bin in da room, MaMa will stop followin me aroun so muchh. Like I sez, i git noo privacee.
Thursday, August 16, 2007
Attack Dog
from Le Mops Am BellenChewie dishes dirt on Le Mops
Don’t be fooled by this face. The lil alien appears cute at a distance but when approached, he attacks.
Le Mops also wakes up really early every mornin. Ima just sleepin in bed with mah Mama and the Ricky when Le Mops starts his screamin. *snort* I likes ta sleep in normly and all this early stuff has been wearin me down. Then there is this bitin mah private bits. I only got part of em left and I dont wanna lose that. Just be warned that this cute face comes wit sharp teeth and and lotsa energy. Hee can only be trusted when sleeping and even then ya should keep one eye open.
