Ballard Pugs
Friday, November 30, 2007
Mah Monkee
from Le Mops Am BellenFor mah 6 month birthday, MaMa gots me dis giant red monkee (and a dingo). I love mah monkee. Den Chewie discovered it and he sez he can chew on it cuz i steel his monkees and I ate his dingo. I dunno wat hes talkin aboot. I meen dis is mah monkee!!!!!
Give me mah monkee!
Oh and I dunno wat dat dang lizard is doin on mah blog. I’ll make sure dat don happen agin! I ask MaMa to erase it butt she say no.
Christmas Deals
from Ask Chewie: The Pug LifeChewie the Pug Rounds up Christmas Deals!
Happy Holidays everyone! I just wanted to round up the sales and promo codes for pet supplies in one place! First off, buy mah new Christmas Pug Life shirt!
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Thursday, November 29, 2007
Bark
from Le Mops Am BellenGilly (MaMa Lizard) hijacks the blog for a moment.
I’m Gilly, Le Mops’ Gecko sister. We’ve been living a pretty peaceful life here in the tank. Until this week that is. Le Mops has taken to barking at himself in the glass. Now we get no peace at all! The dog is always barking now. little puppy barks. see MaMa gave him a Dingo and he thinks the reflection is trying to steal it. As a gecko, i find this totally ridiculous. Don’t you? I think I hear him coming now. Don’t tell him I was here.
Monday, November 26, 2007
Thanks For Turkey Day
from Le Mops Am BellenDis week we celebrate Tanks Fer Turkey Day! First, I gots a shower! A reel shower like Chewie wit MaMa. Chewie too!
We wint on da longest car ride ever. At the end of it was a jiant jungle wit da biggest trees I eva see. Den dere was Grampy and Gramma. Dey live in da nature! Da have dis ting call a Back Yard!!! Excep it don look like utter back yard. It look like a jungle. A crazy jungle. I run and run and run and run!
Maggie wuz dere. And dere was so much food! Den we sat and had a big dinner! MaMa made me mah own Hen. Chewie gots one and so did Maggie.
We also gots stuffin. Broccli, mash potatos, and gravy!
Da only problem is dat MaMa and Gramma kep takin photos! Can’t dey see I’m trying to eat?
MaMa and The Ricky and da Grands ate too! But it no look good like mah hen!
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
hmmmm
from Ask Chewie: The Pug LifeWhy is it that animal rights activist protest the treatment of baby calves used for veal when they are placed in wooden crates (which in reality allow them to turn around, lay down, clean themselves, stand up, although you’ll hear that they can’t, but come one, only irreputable breeders would treat their veal poorly because it produces low quality meat), but they never complain about crate training a dog? Just a thought…..Cause I just hate the crate. Well, when I don’t want to be in it.
Monday, November 19, 2007
Nature Walk
from Le Mops Am BellenMah DWB frend SIMBA gets ta go on Nature Walks all da time. I never seen da nature, so I ask MaMa, “Take me on a nature Walks” MaMa sez, we go on Nature walk now! I got s all excited and let the Ricky Daddy puts on mah new plaid belt. Don’t I look hansome? Chewie came too!
I follow MaMa into da big crate and we goes down. I tink it wird win we go out da front and not in da vroom, but ima still excited. Den I see it. This is just the same tree I always see.
I pee on it ta show it who boss. Maybe now we see some nature. [Chewie Note: See da Fake Grass? I hate grass, so this doesn’t bother me!]
Hey, Wait a minite this smells like mah pee! And Warren’s! And Kobe’s! Dis ain’t nature.
Chewie walks so slow, so I sit downs and wait fer him. Hes an old man win he wants ta be.
Win he gots ta me finallee, I ask him ta smell the pee and tell me if it’s nature. He jus laff at me and pee!
Den Chewie found dis ting. He sez its just a branch. I ask him if its nature and he laffs sum more!
I wint ta explore sum tree. It look like da udder tree, buut its not. Its a new tree wit a new branch nex ta it.
Den I saw dis bush and I attack. I smell animal! Maybe dere is a Wabbit init. I rustle around, but no rabbit [MaMa Note: There may have been a rat, but it was already scared off!]
Den itsa over. We walks home and no nature. I tink i gots tricked. I didno see no nature. I jus saw the same ol stupid walk. Chewie sez he gots ta go ta da woods a bunch. Me I see a branch! Maybe, I can run away and live wit Simba!
All I Wanted Was A Walk
from Ask Chewie: The Pug LifeChewie the pug sees the new Mini Cooper!
If you read the Lil Alien’s blog, ya know that we gots a new car. It’s a Mini Cooper. The Ricky don’t want me in the car cuz he says I get hair everywhere. I just wanted to go for the short ride so I could poo! I like to be driven to the poo place. It makes the walk so much easier, plus i gets a car ride. Instead, the lil alien put hair everywhere and the ricky said no ride for you. I was being so good! When I realized I wans’t getting a ride, I made my ugly face, but MaMa didn’t care!
Instead, all we got was a regular walk. See I’m not happy!
Sunday, November 18, 2007
The Ricky’s New Car
from Le Mops Am BellenMaMa and the Ricky came home wit a new mini. It go vroom vroom…Chewie and I checked it out today!
Do a tink I could drive. I have a license now.
Chewie gots comfortable wile i try to get the vroom to go.
Den the Ricky Daddy came.
He let me drive sum. We didno go anywhere. MaMa sez we go fer a ride tomorrow! Chewie sez da car smell good, but I tink I need ta pee innit.
Saturday, November 17, 2007
Playin All da Time
from Le Mops Am BellenMaMa and the Ricky haven’t bin home very much. The Ricky’s werk had a wrap party and dey also wint to sum concerts. Plus dey bin car shoppin’. Chewie and I bin alone soo much. I ate a plant to show MaMa dat I dunno like dat! I need way more attention! Finally, today dey bought a mini. I’m mini, so I dunno why dey need more mini. MaMa sez I git to ride it in very soon.
Chewie and I bin stickin together! I am not doin anyting in dis photo, I love mah brudder!!! I love him just enuff to eat his face!!!
Of curse, he is the devil. Just look at dis photo fer proof! See, I’m so sweet! He’s the crazy one, no madder what MaMa sez!!!
Monday, November 12, 2007
Lei’d
from Ask Chewie: The Pug LifeChewie the pug goes Hawaiian
MaMa went to Hawaii and all I gots was dis Lei!!!! I need to remind her that I like cheese and monkees. Do you like mah lei????
Happy Veten’s Day
from Le Mops Am Bellen
Itsa hollyday, so we try to be lazy! MaMa sez if Ima good we’ll go to da Bakery! So Ima showin her Ima good!
Sunday, November 11, 2007
My Trip to the Dog Hotel
from Le Mops Am BellenAloha! I spint a whole week in da Dog Hotel. Chewie did no tell me dat it wuz so fun! I met lotsa of new peeple and dogs. We play and play and play. Den dey walk me and let me eat. Chewie don like it so much win i play wit da udder dogs, but he come overe and play too. I try to tell him dat I play wit him too, but he likes ta play wit only me! Da only problem i see is dat I did no have mah laptop so I couldna blog or send any pee-mail! Dey rilly need to add sum compys fer da dogs ta use!
Afta sum days and nights, i gots a bath. It was no like da baths the Ricky give me, but it was okay. I hope the Ricky give me a bath soon! Den MaMa come and git me and Chewie. Chewie wuz so excited, he wuz packed up all early and wanted ta go home da whole time, but me I wants ta stay longer.
Win we gots home, MaMa give us our Aloha presents. I gots a toy and chewie gots a purtty necklace. I tink he look kina girly, but he sez it’s fer Man dogs! I like mah new toy. Tank you MaMa n the Ricky Daddy! Nex time, can i go wit you?
Hee hee
from Ask Chewie: The Pug Life*snorT*
Monday, November 05, 2007
Catchin’ Up
from Le Mops Am BellenSo mush has happined dat I dunno whhere ta start. First, MaMa broke all da Howloween photos, so there are none good ones of me excep dis one. I’m in dat stupit pig outfit but MaMa put sum shiny star on me and gave me a gun. Chewie is in his prisoner outfit and so is The Ricky Daddy. MaMa is a Deputy. We gots all dressed up and win ta sum dog partee, but no udder dogs were in costume and so MaMa took me home and we play insted.
Den the Ricky Daddy took me ta my day care enterview. I tell dem I blog all da time n Chewie bin helpin me wit mah spellin. Dat guy no care. He jus go arrrrrryousocutearrrrcute over n over. Aftas de long enterview, the Ricky left me. Sum man puts me in a cage wit lotsa dogs and I ran aroun an sniffed dere butts. Dey had all kinds of good smellins. Afta a lil bit The Ricky come an git me and leave me wit MaMa. I go GRRRR and try to make her and Chewie play like all de udder dogs, but she say calm down.
Den Fryday come and go and dere no fry agin. I dunno wat goin on. One day, MaMa turn on sum tv and dere animal all over. I gots ta watch fer a longtime. Den I got sleepy. The Ricky make me where did silly shirt on sunday.
I dunno know wat a dolphin is, but da shirt taste good.
To make up fer all de yellin at da TV, MaMa gave me sum fry. It was no FryDay, but I gots da fry anyway. Chewie got cheesepuffs, but I gots lots of fry. I tink maybe Fryday gots moved.
Dat was da weeks. MaMa and the Ricky sez dey are car shoppin. MaMa been workin a lot. and Chewie been packin his bag. He sez we goin ta da dog hotel. I dunno wat ta pack. I never stay in a dog hotel. I hope its fun!!!