Ballard Pugs
Friday, December 28, 2007
At the Dog Park
from Ask Chewie: The Pug LifeMaMa dragged me to this dog park where it was cold and windy. I’d rather be at home in front of the TV chewin on mah presents. Anyone with a fire place wanna trade places?
Krissmas Celebratin
from Le Mops Am BellenWe receently celebrated Krissmas. This is our spread. I gots sum sausage and lotsa cheese!
Den I watch the Ricky and MaMa open presents. There was nuttin I could eat!
Den I got sum wrapping paper. I played wit it a bunch.
Chewie said I had to open it ta find da reel treat!
It was a Dingo!
I also gots dis Penguin!
Den we wint ta bed so Santa could come. I wait up as long as I could, but I fell asleep. Win I woke up, there were presents in mah stocking!
Santa wrapped dis one reel good. I had ta throw it around a bit.
Den i found dis fox. I have so many toys!
Afta we finish opening all da presents, we wint ta the dog park. I met dis sausage lookin dog!
We play bite face until the wind come and blow dust everywhere. All da dogs wint home afta dat. The Ricky took us on a long drive in da vroom. I gots bored and wint ta sleep.
Monday, December 24, 2007
Merrry Christmas
from Ask Chewie: The Pug LifeMerry Krismas! Today when I see mah stocking, it had mah name on it. Mine is the leopard print one. I’ll get a photo of it with mah name and all mah Santa gifts!!! Until then. Happy Christmas!
Merry Christmas
from Le Mops Am BellenMerry krisssmasss!!!! *snort*
Sunday, December 23, 2007
Pug Abuse
from Le Mops Am BellenMah MaMa tink she reel funny. First she put dis bell on me!
Den she try ta take mah monkee!
I dunno tink she’s funny at all!
Thursday, December 20, 2007
I’m not naughty!!!
from Le Mops Am BellenI dunno wat mah MaMa is talking about. I tink she was dreamin all that bad stuff up. Or maybee it was Chewie and I jus got blamed. Jus cuz he’s old dunt meen he can’t be da naughty one! I was just mindin mah own business!
Today, mah MaMA did did tink she calls cleenin. I call it annoying! She put all mah toys in da box, wich ment I had ta go in and git dem all out again. Wat a waste of mah time. I culd be lookin at all mah great DWB frenz cards or eatin or eatin chewie’s face or sleepin or playin wit mah monkees. All dis cleanin mess up mah whole day! I better remind MaMa ta put mah blankie back on da bed, so I can git sum sleep tonight!
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Lil Alien Update
from Ask Chewie: The Pug LifeChewie comments on the other pug
So I’ve been studying the lil alien and i tink he’s tryin to wear me down and eat mah brains. I base this entirely on the fact he won’t let me sleep ever. And when he does think I’m sleeping, he eats mah face, trying to get to mah brain. What he wants to do with mah brain is still a mystery. Maybe he needs to send it home to the “farm” for his leader. Do Any of you have any ideas on how to make dis stop? Mah MaMa says I can’t do any autopsies on him, so I’m stuck just takin notes. I’ll let you know what he does next.
Living with Le Mops de Monster
from Le Mops Am BellenA night in the life of Le Mops as told by MaMa
11:15 p.m. - Le Mops rolls in puddle. Finally poops in a bush after 20 minutes in the rain.
11:30 p.m. - Le Mops heads to bed with me and Chewie
11:32 p.m. - Le Mops bites Chewie’s tail, which is sticking out from under the blanket. Chewie yelps and hides. Le Mops digs at blanket to get Chewie out.
11:40 p.m. - Le Mops decides he does not like the blanket on bed (he peed on the nice comforter in the morning and it is still drying) and wanders around digging at it. Does not lay down. Licks pillow for a while.
11:45 p.m. - Le Mops stands on my pillow and barks at me. I move the pillows so he can have space to lay down. He rolls across pillows and then wander to end of bed and licks bed.
12:15 a.m. - Le Mops runs to end of bed and starts barking. I walk him through the apartment, showing him there is nothing, even opening front door.
12:45 a.m. - Le Mops starts licking my face, which means he wants to go out. It’s pouring and he just came in, so I try to get him to go in his litter box on the balcony. He looks at me like I’m crazy and goes back to bed. Attacks Chewie.
2:30 a.m. - Le Mops barks at rain hitting window.
3 a.m. - Le Mops barks at rain hitting balcony railing.
3:45 a.m. - Le Mops barks at rain some more.
4:15 a.m. - Le Mops carrys leash into bed. I try to get him to go in litter box and he goes back to bed. Attacks Chewie.
4:45 a.m. - Le Mops runs in circles around bed.
5:15 a.m. - Phone rings. Le Mops waits for UPS guy. Gets agitated it is taking so long and runs around bed some more. Checks front door to see if UPS guy came while he was running and finds nothing. Runs back to bed and licks my feet.
5:45 a.m. - I force Le Mops to lay down next to me—possibly first time he’s laid down all night. He licks my face for an hour.
6:45 a.m. - I look at clock and think about getting up. Le Mops sees my eyes open and gets ready to go for walk. I roll over and go to sleep.
8:53 a.m. - Look at clock and realize I overslept. Le Mops sees me holding clock and jumps on my face. Chewie gets up and hides under blankets. Le Mops attacks blanket.
9 a.m. - I get up. Throw clothes on. Turn on Computer. Walk dogs in rain.
9:10 a.m. - Le Mops lifts leg to poop in bush before rolling in puddle.
9:20 a.m. - I dry Le Mops off and finally get to work. He passes out on my feet and starts snoring. I expect he will sleep until his afternoon walk.
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Hollydays make weird
from Le Mops Am Bellen
Las week, the Ricky daddy disappear. I gits ta sleep on his pillow now. Den me and Chewie spen a weekend in da Doggy Hotel. Win we come home, still no Ricky Daddy. I dunno wat’s goin on. Sumtimes i tink i hear his voice, but win i sniff for him, i donn find him—jus sum black ting. It’s been raining too. MaMa dun wanna take me out ta play in da puddles, so I pee on her bed. On her side, not the ricky daddy cuz he always take me out! I show MaMa good! I waited until she was in da shower and din I pee on Chewie who was on da bed. Chewie got reel mad and told on me! MaMa was so mad she left all day. To show her i still love her, i didn’t eat da Christmas Tree. I’ll do dat tomorrow! Rite now, Ima eatin Chewie’s rat. I’d take a picture fer you,, but da camera disappear wit the Ricky Daddy. I’ll let ya know tomorrow how da tree tastes!!!
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
Mah stump
from Ask Chewie: The Pug LifeThis is another stump I found on holiday. Whenever I see stumps, I pose fer photos!
Monday, December 10, 2007
Hike to Find Da Bear
from Le Mops Am BellenLast week we wint on a holiday to find da Big Bear! It was a very long trip in da Vroom and dere was dis wite stuff dat Chewie calls snow. It jus felt like ice ta me. Firs, we walked around town. Dere was no bear dere.
Din in da morning we wint on a hike. First we sniffed da tree to find da snit of da bear.
MaMa too me and Chewie up a trail. The Ricky called me a trailblazer. I dunno wat dat means, but it sounds good. I Tink it mite mean dat I will find da bear.
Chewie climbed up on dis stump and looked for da bear. But den he didno wanna go on da trail. MaMa sed he had to!
I found dis bush and ate it. The Ricky made me stop, but I took one stick ta go.
I took mah stick and rock climbed. I gots reel high! Chewie didnt!
Come On Chewie!
Chewie had ta run to catch up wit me!
I wait wit the Ricky
Wile MaMa walks wit slow poke! He so slow, MaMa don even make him walk on a leed.
Den, i saw it. a lil furry creeture! I tink it was a skirrel!
Yup. And it gave me a funneee looK!
We’re almost to da end of da trail!
Chewie is tired, but not me!
I decided ta look for da bear on dis bridge! No bear!
As da sun wint down we left da hunt for da big bear! maybe tomorrow! All I lernt on dis trip was how to pee and poo wit mah leg up! I lernt it from Chewie! MaMa sez win she stops laffin, she take a picture! BAH!
MaMa wanted me ta tell you dat we finished all da cards! And we got sooo many! Tank you DWB frenz!
Sunday, December 09, 2007
King of the Mountain
from Ask Chewie: The Pug LifeChewie the Pug Conquers Big Bear
We went to Big Bear and I claimed this Stump! I then tried to sit on it while MaMa and the Ricky went on sum hike, but they made me keep going! But First I let all the creatures in the forest know that I was King!
Saturday, December 08, 2007
Holiday Promos & Coupon Part 2
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Thursday, December 06, 2007
were is da bear?
from Le Mops Am BellenYesserday we go in da vroom to see da Big Bear. We bin here 2 days and I aint see no Big Bear. I did see dese ducks.
Mama no let me go see da ducks. She say Ima too cra-z. I did run on a beech and play in sum snow. Today we win on a hike!
I gots ta do sum rock climin. I’m relaxin in front of da fire, so i’ll put up more photos an tell ya about mah hike lata!
Nature
from Le Mops Am BellenIma in da nature. i jus pee on sum pine comes. more ta come.