Ballard Pugs

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

On the Move

Chewie the Pug moved to Seattle. See what he thinks about that.

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My editorial debut was in a small little fanzine called A Little OffBase. I later appeared in a spin-off called Reluctant Queens Girl. In that, I detailed my disgust of leaving the city for Queens. We lived there about six months. Two of which I was in california. Now I must start my new assault.

See, without my approval, The Ricky took a job in Seattle. I think the lil Alien had something to do with this. See, as far as I can tell, the lil Alien’s mother ship is somewhere in Seattle. He has “family” there that he is dieing to see. I believe these may be other aliens waiting for an update. Had I known about the Le Mops’ plot, I would have thwarted it, but since no one tells me anything, I watched the house be packed up without anyway to stop it!
Then I was taken into the woods for days and forced—once again—to walk amongst the redwoods with bare paws. Then we ended up in some concrete jungle known as Bellevue. I also hear stories of a yard in my future—a yard where I will be forced to walk on dirty, wet grass.

When did my life take this turn? I am a city dog! Born and bred on the mean streets of the West Village. This green stuff is really starting to get on my nerves. Not to mention, the closeness to the lil Alien’s mother ship. I for sure am doomed.

I will keep you updated as my torture continues.

Posted by Chewie •

Sea-Attle

from Le Mops Am Bellen

As some of ya know, verizon turned our DSL off 3 weeks early, wich kept mah MaMa from working and me from posting on mah blog. Chewie sez he lost sum business to, but he got plenty of sleep, so I dunno wat he is talking about! We now live in Sea-Attle, which is mah hometown! We wint through the redwoods to git here

Rite now, we are in Bellevue, in an apt. I like to look out da windows and bark at da peeple!

Because I know you missed me, I also give you dese photos of me to look at! I’ll be visiting your sites soon to catch up!