Despite lil aliens latest attempt to dismember me, I have survived. And taken back posession of my dingos. He is sending snow as payback. *snort* I just know it.
Due to boxing day injuries, mah chewie will not be around fir a while. I hereby decree his Christmas dingoes are mine by default. Mah chewie sez that boxing day does not meen that I gots to hit him.
Mah stockin stash
Even tho lil alien is making it snow on Christmas, I got a good stocking. Two stockings actually merry krissmas.
Happy Christmas everyone
Mah mama and the ricky gots me dis pigskin rug. Mah chewie laughed and called me porky. I tink he is the fat one. He got a blanket. I sleep
on it now.

chewie the pug thinks snow makes the lil aliens go
The Lil Alien Le Mops has once again called the snow. *snort* I am almost positive that this snow is either a cover for a covert operation to attack or the actual attack is a freezing of the planet. The snow keeps falling. The lil alien goes outside and eats it. There may in fact be transmissions hidden in the snowflakes. I will investigate more.
I am also sure the Lil Alien knows that I know because he has once again been trying to pug mah brians out.
Look at all da outdoor ice cream. So good

i ate all da ice cream right here. snow flavored ice cream no as good as vanilla but i eat it.
I wear mah sweater outside but i no sweat yet. Mah chewie smells like sweat so he must be wearin da sweater win Ima not lookin.
Mah mama gots me this monkee sweater fir Christmas. I donno why I need a sweater but mah chewie says I need to sweat off mah fat so I can fit in the mini again.
I walk with the ricky.
When I escaped NYC snow, I thought I would never see the cursed stuff again. Last year mah mama took me on a so-called vacation to SNOW. And now this. I am sure this is the lil alien’s doing. *snort*
This is mah first snow this year. I live da snow. Mah chewie is cold and do no run around. He says mah extra rolls keep me so warm. He so much fatter den me.
Is coming and I am not going outside. *snort*
Mah mama takes photos even when she is gone away. She is so annoying.
I love Christmas unlike the lil alien le mops. He does not understand that presents are coming! *snort* he blogged about da Lil Alien Party instead.