ima so fast and am furryous
porky is so slowwww
Chewie the pug worries about his little pug brains
The lil aliens have been trying to eat mah brain. AGAIN!
Chewpie and Le Mops, why don you poopie in dis lil baggie. Den I can jus eat it witout lookin fer it.
I say POOPIE IN DA BAGGIE
and happy biefday le mops
THIS IS LATE BECAUSE MAH MAMA DECIDED TO CELEBRATE HER BIRFDAY TOO! whatever!
Mah Chewie gots all dressed up!!!
Dis is mah barkday birfday stash! I gots a new monkee, because the arm somehow fell off da old one. I also got lots of cakes and cookies!
Mah chewie tried to steel mah cake!

Mah brudder rocco got to eat his whole cake. I had to share with the lil toy and mah chewie. Den we only got one piece!

I tink I deserve more cake! *snorT*
Some birfday rockband! Happy birthday brother rocco and sister peony!
This lil lola toy never less me sleep!
He looks so good, I could eat him with some eggs and toast. Oh sorry, the prendasone makes me hungry! *snort*
I do not like being on this chair all the time.
Especially when the lil aliens come up here to eat mah brains.
I can jump on the couch if only mah mama would let me! *snort*
i do get extra pillows!
but i cant keep the lil aliens ot of mah dog house!
Dis is mah fur famlee! Last week we wint to a big pug fest! I saw mah uncle mistah peahbody, my gramma Pebbles, mah brother Rocco, and mah sista peony. Mah Lola toy gots to see her sister peep. I dont relly think we’re related! I also gots to see mah friends Pippin and Roscoe. Winston and Cosette were dere too, but dey were enthralled by mah Lola toy. she mite have hidden powers. I would worry about her. Mah mama gots me a sweater and mah chewie a new dog bowl fer his cage!
Chewie the pg scours the web for good stuff
Would the lil aliens save me? They would probably take the opportunity to eat mah brains.
Weeken updayt can wait.
Today is pug fest. This is mah xcited face.
On da phone wit the ricky daddy
Always better to hide hi!