Ballard Pugs
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
NYPD does not like dogs on trains
from Ask Chewie: The Pug LifeChewie the pug sniffs all the news that fit to print
Mah MaMa and mah Kross got tickets more than once on the L line because of me. NYPD does not like dogs, especially pugs!
Puking Dog in NYC from Gawker
All she wanted to do was get her poor little puking pug dog out of her tote bag on the L train. But then the cops arrived. And they were mean.
From Free Williamsburg
They took my pug and he told me he was taking him to the pound where he would be “put down.” I was taken to the J stop headquarters. I wasn’t allowed to call a lawyer and I was put in a cell.
Dog Flu Vaccine
from Ask Chewie: The Pug LifeChewie the pug sniffs around the web and finds out pugs may get the flu!
Ny Times Article on dog flu vaccine
There is a new flu virus going around. It initially looked quite lethal, and caused panic. Now it is clear that it has killed relatively few victims — and many of those have underlying conditions. It is particularly dangerous to be the possessor of a pushed-in nose — that is, to be a Pekingese, a pug or a Shi-Tzu.
Monday, June 29, 2009
Me and porky
from Lola Mae: Puppy DaysPorky head so fat that I hole it up fur him.
Sunday, June 28, 2009
Swimmin
from Le Mops Am Bellen
Driving to the park
from Ask Chewie: The Pug LifeMah mama and the ricky are taking us to the park.
Sent from my atari 2600
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Chairs
from Lola Mae: Puppy DaysPorky and Ol’ Chewie and me sit on a chair outside. mommy sit wit us
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Pigs
from Le Mops Am BellenDa pigs are mine. Why won’t the toy stay in da box and let me play wit mah pigs and mah monkees?
Perhaps if i sit on da box, the toy will stay in it!
Thursday, June 18, 2009
King of the office
from Lola Mae: Puppy DaysLookie at me, Ima mountain pug! Mommy how do I git down?
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Help
from Le Mops Am BellenI am under seege!!!!!
Monday, June 15, 2009
decree: porky
from Le Mops Am BellenI hearby decree my name is no longer Porky. Do you hear dat Lola Mae Pansy Pants?!?
Scooter store
from Lola Mae: Puppy DaysMah mama put a talk box in frunt of me so I can relax during the day. I see scooter store and tink I buy one so porky can git around betta!
Give me food
from Ask Chewie: The Pug LifeIs that cheese I see?
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Acupuncture
from Ask Chewie: The Pug Life
Tuesday, June 09, 2009
Lil Alien
from Ask Chewie: The Pug LifeChewie the pug
I have been busy gathering proof that this Lola thing is i fact a lil alien like Le Mops. I think this picture clearly shows her lil alien features. The far apart eyes. The lack of wrinkles. The strange predilection for rubber. None of these signify pug, but do in fact point to lil alien. *snort*
Since she came home from the mothership, I have been trying to get close to her to see if she will divulge a location of the ship or a way to send Le Mops back. Just waiting for her *snort* to make a mistake and drop the pug act. So far, she is assimilating well. Beyond her annoying squawk, she rarely lets lose a hint of lil alien. The noise she emits is surely a signal or coded communication being picked up by the mothership.
I will report more as I discover it.
I’m not fer sale!
from Lola Mae: Puppy DaysEver where i go, strange peeple pick me up. My big brudder Porky, i meen Le Mops told me my mama wants to sell me. He sed we went to the meetup so she could get a better prie.
He sez the tracker mah mama put on me is too count my steps so she can get a better price. Maybee i should be a lazee pug!
After the meeetup, i helped my mama werk. I dont tink she wants to sell me. do you?
