Being 13 sure is exhausting *snort* especially with all these lil aliens.
Dis is mah bone. I lost da middle. It makes me soo sad. Can you help me find it?
Dis was ny kissmiss loot. I also gots birfday presents. My mommy took pichures but she is lazy.
The lil alien number two and I hope you find a way to enjoy your family (even the lil aliens) this Christmas.
Mommy gives me no room on thebes either.
In its true form, lil alien number two appears More than a bit disturbing. Stretched and twisted like no pug should be, you can tell she has recently sucked some of my brain before passing out next to me. It is in this position lil aliens are most vunerable. Remember this should you be in the neighborhood to help *snort*
Why does mommy always sqeeesh me?
Mah mama is sick so we stay in beds today.
Mah pug friend Harry Pugalicious awarded me this esteemed honor.
Mah friend Harry Pugalicious awarded me this esteemed honor.

Here the terms of this award:
1. Publish a post on your blog - referring who awarded you.
2. Share 5 things you like to do .
3. Share or pass this award to 10 friends.
Five things! Five?!
1. Poop in the house
2. Eat cheese
3. Sleep on mah mama
4. Sit on mah chair while mah mama works
5. Sleep with pikachu
10 friends I am showing pug love to are:
Simba & Jazzi
Momo & Pinot
Lorenza
Deefor & Arrow
Girasol
Francis Louise
Wigglebutts
Scuba, Keiko, Norman & Toby
Franny
That’s actually way more than 10 because there are so many friends with the Desert Dogs!
Ima on dis box so mah mama doesn’t work.



I tink pink makes mah Fur look shiny.
Mah mama said that Lola was getting an emergency fix. I assumed she would come home with some wrinkles, but no, she is still defective.